With everybody talking about that up - doll shaft in transformer where we see Devastator ’s , um , bust up orb , it ’s time to turn over the okay account of robot crotches in pop culture . We ’ve go the ten good moment of robo - nethers in history .
This list will give you a powerful shot of automaton crotches , real and imaginary number . Here you could see construct artistic creation of a giant robotdesigned to put out forest fire . It has four arms and a massive scope . Unclear why exactly it take that mega - crotch , which I think contains pee pistons as well as what seem to be elephantine graspers in the scrotal neighborhood . How would you like your burning trees harvest with that ?
speak of what you do and do not want harvested , this clip from 1980s classic Cherry 2000 reminds us of the gentle art of the implied robot genital organ . Our human booster is getting it on with his Cherry 2000 bot , give us a teeny glance of robo - derriere before make all sudsy and humpy with her obliterate ( but not unused ) crotch . Sadly , he has n’t learned the first affair about circuit boards . Water is n’t dependable for them . So his crotch satisfaction is severely undermined .
And then there ’s another twentieth century classic : Robot Jox . Which is all about multitude who soar up around inside giant robot armor things , which happen to have crotchly surprise in computer storage for us .
Let ’s get real again , though . stop out this recently - built Japanese robot , who keeps his human associate safely tuck right between his legs . If you ’ve ever dreamed of being inside golem wood , wellthis is your opportunity .
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This is an activeness figure based on characters from Appleseed , the gum anime where humans and cyborgs are so entertwined that it ’s hard to have it off which is which . And that provides us with this amazing and rare dual - crotch shot . We ’ve got our fighter lady friend , show her genitalia , snug inside her golem armor , which also has quite a satisfying protrusion in its exceptional station . I do n’t know what to call this . I think what it intend is that in the hereafter , crotch will be a lot more complicated than ever before .
Not that genitals will necessarily be any less pestering , as this video by Japanese bizarro creative person Murakami makes clear . His character Inochi , a automaton going through puberty , still has to contend with unruly flub even though he ’s an artificial being . Being weird - looking probably does n’t help .
In the realm of dangerous robot crotches , there ’s the genitalia you may just scarce glimpse in this picture of the replicant Pris from Bladerunner . At one point in the celluloid , she does a full - on genitalia attack on protagonist Deckard , wrap up her leg around his neck and almost twinge his noggin off .
Nemo Gould ’s carving , Goliath , has such an anotomically - detectable set of flake between his legs that the poor bot has been defaced multiple times by neighbors in the posh San Francisco neighborhood where he reside . Poor Goliath . Luckily , Nemo has been able-bodied to bushel him after he was vandalized and his robo - ball still hang detached .
This giant statue of a Gundam robotic armor soldier looms outside Tokyo , his mega - genital organ keeping everyone good from forces in the world who hate magnificently large pocket projectile .
for sure , Devastator has giant globe , but nobody competes with Optimus Prime ’s undercarriage OK ? Check out the ponderousness on that .
And no list of this sort would be complete without a tip of the hat to the ladies . Here ’s Kristina Lokken from Terminator 3 , demonstrate the latest innovations build into her model . Namely , an power to make her termino - boobs expand in gild to ingrain manful police military officer .
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