“ allow me see … I cracked open that first bottle of wine at 8 pm , so knowing the way I drink I was probably sozzled by 8.30 . That imply I want to cancel my societal updates from 8.30 last nighttime to this dawning . ”

That ’s the comment which would feed through my top dog if I used this “ Last Night Never Happened ” app , which deletes all bodily function you made on your Twitter and Facebook profiles , span back however many hr you select .

Of course , I ’d then credibly smash all the damage - ascendance I ’d just made , by tweet about my ass - kicker of a holdover . But it ’s merriment to wallow on a Sunday dark , is n’t it ! It ’s not fun to embarrass yourself in front of colleagues , prospective employers and your friend ’s Mom who bizarrely bug out follow you on Twitter the other hebdomad , though . Hence why fellow boozehounds should believably cough up the $ 2 this app price .

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Or just leave their iPhones at home when paint the town red . [ iTunesviaCrave ]

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