I live themental_flossmission is to make hear a womb-to-tomb endeavor , butthis guyjust assign us to disgrace . In his undergraduate career , Johnny Lechner has single-foot up 234 credits , five majors ( training , communications , theater of operations , wellness and women ’s studies ) , and 12 years of discipline . This create him , I guess , a 12th - year elder , and he ’s still go . Apparently , five days before commencement this semester , he decided that nah , he really wanted persist another yr and study overseas " “ because hehasn’t fuck off around to that yet . Johnny predictably has become a demi - celebrity , appearing on Letterman and instigate his home land of Wisconsin to pass a " shirker tax " that doubles tuition for those who dilly - dally too long on campus . He also has ablogfull of Deep Thoughts , such as " Why does it feel so empowering to have a bowl of cereal for lunch or dinner party ? " Clearly , he is shooting for a sixth John Major in school of thought .
I know that this is fundamentally what would have come about hadSpicolihad enough excess cash in the non - weed portion of his budget to fund 12 years of college . This guy is a dingbat . And yet " ¦ and yet " ¦ a teeny tiny part of me is fiercely jealous of him . How many prison term have I thought , " Isle of Man , if I were only still in college , I ’d apprize the privileges of it so much more , know what I bang now ? " I ’m thinking that Johnny should adhere around as long as he can until the slacker revenue enhancement threatens to break him , then go inscribe at theSakya Collegein India , which need 13 eld of subject area for its highest degree . He ought to be able to stretch out that out until at least retreat age .
