The MI5 say this chocolate streak is really a grenade . Made of steel and covered in chocolate , the Nazis designed this during WWII to stamp out British Royals , who were thought to be chocoholic and stupid . The Royals only had to unfold these and seven seconds afterward they will be dead . No bomb ever come to Britain , so the Royals continue as chocoholic and stupefied as they ever were . [ MI5andWikidpediaviaSpluch ]
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