Guess Who’s Moving Into the Chewable Bar Space in a More Disruptive Way

Today , the chief operating officer of a Silicon Valley - spawned startuptold TechCrunchthat his company was “ move into the cuttable bar blank in a more disruptive way . ” That is , they ’re making snack bars .

It ’s the form of idiomatic expression that could only come from someone whose brain has been completely poisoned by his own company ’s nonmeaningful tekki newspeak . But which company ’s nonmeaningful techie newspeak ? Let ’s suppose !

Here ’s a speck : That same executivetold the New York Timesthat when “ we first started coming up with this estimation of portioned , cuttable victuals , we were like , ‘ Oh it should be a regular hexahedron . ’ ” Unfortunately , the exec said that internal examination unwrap that “ Cubes are really difficult to do . ”

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Additionally , he told TechCrunch that his troupe was on a “ journey ” to “ a complete sustenance political platform you’re able to enjoy throughout the twenty-four hours . ”

Finally , this is how the chief operating officer explained his bodied ethos to the Times : “ Before it was all about function . [ … ] Now you try words like enjoyment in our missionary work . ”

Have you figured it out yet ?

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