NASHVILLE — The Sun is disappear . I do n’t experience how else to say it . I looked up in the sky , and part of the Sun was go . It was completely lacking , like a bite get hold of out of a cookie .

The Sun is a “ genius , ” a ball of flatulence 93 million miles aside from our planet , Earth . It serve a very authoritative purpose : Plants grow its get-up-and-go into fuel that we humanity can eat . It is the force behind our weather . It keeps us warm . It is the reasonableness that we stay alive . It is disappearing .

Without the Sun , we will pass .

Argentina’s President Javier Milei (left) and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., holding a chainsaw in a photo posted to Kennedy’s X account on May 27. 2025.

Why are n’t more multitude panicking as our life - giving orb tardily erodes away ? Do n’t they realize that any arcminute now , we will set out to feel the sore effects of the vanishing Sun ? It takes eight min for the light from the Sun to reach Earth . So I give it eight proceedings until the planet begins to freeze down over . Society will come to a screeching halt . Everything will go extinct .

Do n’t look directly at the Sun , of course of instruction . It could burn up your middle . But just know that we are doomed .

I try out my best to keep hoi polloi calm and to excuse the grounds - base facts to the practiced of my knowledge . But I have no fourth dimension to contact any origin or to fact check . Set down whatever you are doing , call your loved ones , and poise yourselves .

William Duplessie

This is the end .

Update 1:23 promethium : It has been eight minutes and the world has not ended . The source is looking into it .

Update 1:30 postmortem : Gizmodo has been informed that in fact , there is a solar eclipse happen today . The author apologize for any mental confusion .

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